Donna Bonner
Copyright 2007 Red Pulp Underground
Red Pulp Underground
Louisiana in Words, edited by Joshua Clark (Pelican
Press, 2007):

The Old Gentlemen

Franklin Avenue, near St. Claude, New Orleans, LA
2 pm, Saturday, April 9th, 2005

The old gentlemen on the neutral ground sit in folding
chairs and drink coffee and beer. They wear dress
pants with short sleeve shirts and jaunty caps. The
smoke from their cigarettes rises like halos around
their heads and caresses the limbs of the crepe myrtle
tree above them. Occasionally, one of them gestures
with a finger as he speaks and then they all throw
their heads back and laugh.
The old gentlemen are the guardians of the
neighborhood. You could walk up to them and ask them
any question, like “Where can you buy the best men’s
undershirts?” or “Who’s sleeping with the preacher’s
wife?”
And they’d pause for a second, stare at you, and then
the guy in the Saints cap with the Miller Pony in his
hand would answer:
“Old Chinese guy on St. Claude near the junk store has
the best price on shirts and you better talk to Eugene
here about the preacher’s wife.”

November 2007