Joy Leftow
Copyright 2007 Red Pulp Underground
Red Pulp Underground
Joy Leftow

It’s hard out here for a poet; pay that
cover charge,  make that 1 drink minimum.
I really don’t want to read a poem tonight
hear people complain
that I don’t know how
to rhyme or do meter

I don’t wan’t to read a poem tonight
to hear people fight about
my poetry; if it’s valid or not
be stared at dead blank, hated
like why’d I want to go there like that again,

I don’t want to read a poem tonight
then explain why I picked this subject
or that to write about and listen
to people tell me how my poetry
really isn’t poetry, it’s prose
How all I do is tell the same old
stories in different voices

I REALLY don’t want to read a poem tonight
make people listen to, as they say,
Same old shit again everyday,
I mean, doesn’t she ever write
anything new anymore, anyway

I don’t want to read a poem tonight
to listen to people say again
they’re tired of hearing about
who did what to who
It’s all old news about lost souls anyway

I don’t want to read another poem
that proves Seinfeld has nothing on me
You get more sarcasm from me in one poem
than you get in a whole season of Seinfeld;
I don’t want to fight anymore about how
I’m not right to write about everyone’s secrets
I just don’t want have to read a poem tonight